kids say the darndest things 2012

I hope you enjoy this glimpse of the Kerstiens' boys.  They are a rare breed of hilarious.

1/20:  Mommy: how can you tell someone is a "bad guy"

Caden: I smell his pants

Mommy: Why would you do that?

Caden: Because bad guys don't wipe their bottoms

3/13:  I am walking out of Wal-Mart singing " Got the joy joy joy joy down in my heart". Mason sings" I've got a joy joy joy joy down in my underwear"

3/24:  Mommy: Caden go put your pjs on and brush your teeth.
Caden: But Mom, i still have a bunch of energy to get out.

4/17:  Mommy: Mason do you want to eat your raisins? If you don't eat you don't grow. If you don't grow you wont get to ride in a booster seat.

Mason: i want to starve forever.

Mommy: If you starve forever won't get to eat french fries.

Mason: FRENCH FRIES?

4/17:  Caden's class was reviewing the story about Christ' resurrection. When asked what happened to the guards of the tomb when they saw the angel...Caden raised his hand and said "They farted". When asked what he meant he said they fell on the ground and looked dead. After further investigation we learned that thought farted meant fainted or fainting.


5/11:  Logan was singing "I am saxy and i know it and i really want to show it" on the way home from school. When asked where he heard this, he said a superbowl commercial. #SMH

5/22:  Caden: Dear God, thank you for daddy showing me grace by letting me watch 2 episodes of Thundercats, even though I was on yellow today. Thank you for loving us so much and giving us lots more grace. Amen"


6/2:  Caden told Grammy I was reading on my "fire pit". It is what he calls my Kindle Fire.

6/6:  Logan said i was meaner than Satan because i would not buy him a toy sword.  


7/1:  Mason fell into a bean bag and said: "I feel like a juice box...in the trash"

8/5:  Mason's word of the day: rainbrella


8/19:  "That little bearded guy comes in handy" says Caden concerning the dwarf, Trumpkin, while watching Prince Caspian

8/25:  I think we are going to have Mason into the country more often. On a way to a friends house he see some cows with horns and yells " ELEPHANT". LOL

8/31”  "My teacher is famous. She is in a magazine. But i am more famous. I was in the newspaper." says Caden. He saw her picture in Charlotte Parent Mag.


9/3: "Mommy I want to wear my red shirt and tacky pants to school tomorrow...."

10/14:  "This ninja is hungry" says Mason.

10/20:  Quote of the day: while trying to help Logan clean up his Legos he told me to stop because he "liked to control where his Legos go" #SMH

10/28:  Caden's take away from today's sermon "our worsest sin is crumbling"

11/8: For Christmas Mason wants "a lawnmower with a bag and a pull string."

11/8: Caden's dinner prayer "Thank you God for Christmas Kreme donuts and chicken on the bone (fried chicken)." 

11/14:  "My mom is really smart. She pretty much knows everything. She even knows what she is getting for Christmas." Caden

12/4: Mason: " Ma-ma, does Christmas come from Target? How about KMart?"

 12/18:  Mason saw a sign at the Dr.'s office today. He said, "A-E-D spells broken heart"

12/20  Caden said the people at lunch call him "Curse Wings" instead of pronouncing it "Kursteens".

Happy New Year!